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So, on Live Journal there’s a question every day that is supposed to assist with Writer’s Block.  I have been struggling with things to write about, so I figured I would give this a shot. This is today’s question.

I started college at a community college in New Jersey called “Brookdale”.  I got my Associates in the Arts there for “Humanities”.  It’s just a super general degree with a concentration in the liberal arts.  I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do, but I really enjoyed literature classes.  Postulating on the different meanings of various texts was fun.  Spirited debates and writing papers on my opinions was really up my alley.  I enjoy the pursuit of higher learning in the sense of examination and critique.  I was never really drawn in by math or science.  History and Literature seemed like the ways to go.

When I went to Penn State, I first tried to major in “Criminal Psychology”.  But I found out that was not an offering.  How different things would have been had I gone that route?  I was so fascinated with serial killers and crime.  I wanted to be like the girl on “The Profiler” and help catch all the bad guys because I had some kind of eerie insight into their psyche.  Alas, it was not meant to be.

Professor Quelyn

So I changed to “English”.  During my studies I took classes concentrating on African American and Irish Literature.  I had some really amazing professors and great experiences.  I really wanted to be an English professor one day myself.  The big plan was to finish college, go onto get a masters and then my doctorate.  I was going to teach literature at university.  One of our professors told me that after you have tenure then you can pick a class of your choosing to teach.  I was going to become a science fiction literature teacher.  Reading and discussing Bradbury!  Talking about how crappy Stranger in a Strangeland is and how it is by no means the greatest science fiction book anywhere.  It would be splendid.

However, one day I was having an issue with the sound on my CD Burner, whenever I put in a CD I couldn’t hear any audio.  Other audio on the system worked fine, however.  I made sure the cable was connected like a million times, but I was still having the issue.  So I called up Residential Computing, a.k.a ResCom.  At this time, I had built my own computer, so I know what was going on, I just wanted a second opinion.  So someone comes into my room and they reboot the box, of course.  Then they are going to get into the BIOS, and they call into the main desk and say “How do I get into the BIOS again?”  I was pretty boggled that he was asking this question and I no longer needed his assistance.  I kindly asked for him to go since I had an appointment I had forgotten about.

So I spruced up my resume and marched down to the Rescom desk asking for a job.  I mean, this guy didn’t even know how to get into the BIOS without asking, surely this would be cake.  And I got the job.  So for the next 2 years I worked desktop repair/helpdesk.  It was possibly the best college job I ever could have gotten.  I made awesome friends, I learned new things, it was fantastic.

So, when I graduated from college I had two paths to pursue.  This career in technology that I had started up, or going back to more school and getting my masters.  Well, when I was applying to Masters programs they said I needed to have novel level reading & writing skills in another language.  I was confused since I wanted to teach American Literature, but there it was.

I wasn’t sure what to do, so I worked at the stock room in Barnes & Noble while I figured it out.  God, that was the worst job of my life.  I just needed to get out of there.  So, I got a job working support for a company called Sakar. They make little gadgets and knick knacks and they had a warehouse in Edison, NJ.  It was a pretty neat place to work.  I enjoyed helping people.  My communication skills worked well in this setting.  I was able to take good notes, translate technology into laymen’s terms and keep the customer’s happy.

And on and on it went until today.  Here I am working support for 12 years now.  Currently I do hardware storage and RAID support for EMC.  My English degree has helped me out a ton in the realm of communication. It really is quite important.  Clear notes, the ability to articulate a point in an e-mail, and comprehension of data that I am reading.  These are all skills that were honed via my studies in Literature.  I believe they dovetail nicely into what I am doing.

It’s not a direct correlation, but some of the most successful support folks I’ve ever met have come from liberal arts background.  I don’t know what the magic is, but it’s a good combination.

Whew!  That was longer than I planned.

I used to play Magic: The Gathering around the Champions of Kamigawa block a bit.  This was back in 2004.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t playing with a great crowd, so I got turned off to the game pretty quickly because people were just always being cranky.  When Gaz and I moved to California though in 2010 we decided to start going to the local comic book shop.  We figured it was a good way to meet new people.  Boy, were we right!  We met most of the friends that we have out here from going to Friday Night Magic, it’s pretty awesome.

A few times a year Wizards releases a new set.  The way it works is that they do a Core Set, then 3 specialized sets in a “Block” until it resets to a core set again.  Well this last weekend was the pre-release for “Dark Ascension” which I think is pretty badass.  The whole theme of the decks is monsters and a horror genre.  There’s lots of vampires, werewolves, spirits and zombies.  But in this set they released a couple of cats:

I love these paintings, they are so cute!


Seriously though, how incredibly adorable are these Magic: The Gathering cards?  I really want to find the art for these and get some prints to frame on the wall.  I love that the artist went with cute little cats that look a little supernatural as opposed to creepy cat monsters.  This whole Innistrad block has been really amazing to me so far.  In the Mirrodin block everything got so monotonous and it was like you could only win if you built an aggressive black infect deck.  Now I am seeing all sorts of combinations at FNM.

One of my favorite parts of living near San Jose is that the “nerd community” is really strong.  There’s a strong base of very different folks who all get together and enjoy playing Magic, D&D, Board Games, whatever.  It’s a great way to make friends & meet new people.  I really suggest it to everyone who ever tells me they want to meet new folks or they moved to a new area.  They may look at me like I’m nuts, but I tell you it’s great!

Serious hair envy for this one

I don’t like my hair.  It’s thin and I don’t have a lot of it.  I would love to have long and awesome hair that I could do so much with.   I read all these amazing hair tutorials on The Beauty Department, and I get sad that I’ll probably never be able to do any of them.  It’s why I keep getting my hair cut really short.  It’s not as “bleh” when I do that.

I am trying right now to actually grow my hair past my shoulders for the first time since high school, and maybe it’s not as bad as I remember.  It’s a little past my chin now and that seems really long for me.

I keep looking at these women on TV and in movies that have this AMAZING hair.  Then I read that they put hair extensions on Emma Watson for Hermione in Harry Potter.  I got really angry about that.  It shouldn’t have been this “big reveal” for me that they do this.  However, for some reason, this was the first time that I had ever considered it.  Emma Watson has really nice hair though, I don’t know why they felt the need to make it Epic unbelievably gorgeous.  Obviously it was targeted at me specifically because they knew it would make me feel worse.  Duh.

Seriously though, it just goes too far.  This augmentation of beauty that happens for movies and television.  For the most part I am okay.  I struggle with some self-esteem issues day to day, but they’ve gotten a lot better as I have gotten older and cared less what other people think.  However, I can only imagine how it is for young girls or people with harsher esteem issues than I have.

Most people probably want to be regarded as beautiful or attractive on some level.  And these “standards” are set by beautiful people we’re exposed to all the time.  But why does our society have to condone taking these people that are already naturally pretty beautiful and making them completely unattainable?

I’ve honestly, more than I’d like to admit, considered getting extensions.  I can’t really do wigs, too itchy and heavy on my head.  But I’ve thought about getting extensions just to see what it was like to have long luscious locks.  One one hand I’m like.. “What that’s stupid, be happy with who you are, you’re pretty great”.  And on the other hand I’m like “Oh why the heck not.  If you get the same feeling and presentation and it makes you feel good, do it”.  But if someone was like “OH my god your hair is so beautiful” and I had to say “It’s fake” I would probably just feel even worse.

I wish things hadn’t gone so far in this direction of synthetic and fake beauty.  I wish people would stop getting nose jobs because they look awful.  And I wish that my hair would just get thicker through fairy dust and magic.  It all just bums me out.

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